![]() ![]() Santa :-jab main paida hua tha to mere papa ne 51 banduke chalwai thi.īanta:-kamaal hai,sabka nishana chook gaya. ![]() Santa :-kal mera blood test hai,to test ki taiyaari kar raha hoon Santa ek baar blood ke bare main kitaab pad raha tha.īanta:- ye blood ki kitaab kyon pad raha hai? Santa:-ji sir tv to main dekh raha tha na. Santa police wale se:-sir kal tv ke alawa mere ghar ka sara samaan chori ho gaya. Santa:-maine apni beti ka naam didi rakh diya hai. Santa:-per maine iska intzaam kar liya hai. ab use chinta ho gai ki uski beti badi hogi to ladke chedge. Santa:-are yaar, meri biwi jab mujhe joote se marti hai, agar mujhe lag jaata hai to who hansti hai aur agar nahin lagta to main hansta hoon. Santa:-are yaar banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?īanta:-are yaar main ek pehalwan ko dekh kar han pada.īanta:-santa tere ghar se mujhe hamesha hansne ki aawaz aati rahti hai. Santa:-to isme ubaalne ki kya zaroorat hai?īanta:-are yaar kahin infection na ho jaae. Santa:-agar kabhi neend na aaye to kya karna chahiye.īanta:-are neend ka intzaar karne se to achcha hai ki so hijana chahiye. Santa:-meri dictionary main namumkin shabd nahin hai.īanta:-are yaar dictionary kharidne se pahle check kar lena chahiye na. Santa jain: de do khana hai, shaadi thodi karni hai!! Jaise hi teesri manzil per uske kichen ki khidki ke samne se guzra, apni biwi se bola, Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya aur wo neeche girne laga. 'maine to who number hi band kar diya,ab kise pareshaan karega?' Number activate karke us aadmi ko message bheja, ![]() Pareshaan hokar santa ne naya number le liya. Santa ko koi mobile per pareshaan karta tha. Kyon? Kyonki santa rupye se pahle neeche pahunch gaya tha. Santa neeche pahuncha to use rupyaa nahin mila. Kanjoos santa ka ek rupyaa chat se neeche gir gaya. Santa ne use jaldi se bujha diya aur aur bola, Santa ne ek maachis ki tili jalai woh nahin jali,ĭoosri jalai who bhi nahin jali,teesri jalai to wo jal gayi, 'are yaar tum chinta mat karo,wo aaega to main uth jaaunga.' 'sir is kursi per mat baithiye, ye tipu sultan ki hai.' Santa bola, Santa ne hoshiyari dikhai aur neeche likh diya Santa jab banta ke ghar aaya to ghar per lock laga tha aur likha tha Santa ko ek bar banta ne khane per bulaya. Santa verma: marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa banta double deker bus mein bhete the toh banta niche bheta that aur santa upper toh banta bola "are check kar ke aata hun ki santa ko mazza aa raha hai ki nahi" woh gya toh dekha ki santa ek kone mein bheta hai toh woh gya aur bola "are santa kya hua tu aise chipuk ke kyun bheta hai" toh santa bola are tere pass toh niche driver bhi hai mere toh woh bhi nahi hai Hindi Santa Banta Jokes is a collection of dumb, funny and comical jokes about the ever green duo of Santa and Banta. ![]()
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